Sunday, November 04, 2007

Who Needs an MBA?

I can learn everything I need to know about business from World's Finest #99.

Financial Planning:


Strategic Investment:

Management:

IT Investment:

Basic Accounting:

Competition:

Executive Decisions:

Finance:

Conducting Meetings:

Asset Protection:

Middle Management:

And, finally, how to be a complete asshole to your subordinates:

PS - This comic can be found in its entirity in the fabulous Showcase Presents World's Finest, which, surely to God, you own by now.

6 comments:

  1. Ya know... I think I'd buy a story where Nightwing, a decade later, still has psychological trauma over that moment where Superman laughed at him.

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  2. Poor Dick. He probably STILL cries himself to sleep over that bicycle.

    And incidentally, I do wish that Superman would toss a solid gold and silver meteor in MY backyard.

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  3. Wait, isn't Bats already a millionaire? This story hurts my head (but in a good way).

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  4. Anonymous10:58 p.m.

    you're always surly to god.
    -steph

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  5. Anonymous4:51 a.m.

    I'm in love with the idea of some crooks realizing "Batman has a million dollars. Let's chase him down and mug him!"

    No one ever thought to jump in the open-top rocket car and take off, but they'll track him down for a big sack of money.

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  6. MBA? That line of reasoning is worthy of a Phd!

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