Friday, October 10, 2008

Supergirl How-To Guide #1

How to assist a child in getting adopted:

1. Assess situation and develop plan.

2. Call upon slave robot clone to take your place while you implement plan.

3. Use superpowers to fool potential parent(s) into believing child is worth their time and money.

4. Repeat until goal is achieved.

5. Return slave robot clone to hollow tree until next time.


Supergirl treats that robot as badly as Superman treats Supergirl. That robot probably has a rock or something inside that tree that it likes to boss around.
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14 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:15 p.m.

    I wonder if Vince Gordon returns the kid to the orphanage once he discovers that his golf game isn't that great.

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  2. Dave of Apocalypse5:18 p.m.

    I wonder why the robot is calling Supergirl 'mistress.'

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  3. Heavy T. Skubbs6:58 p.m.

    Jimmy Olsen is an orphan?

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  4. ZaK Kauffman8:07 p.m.

    Nobody in DC whose birth parents lived amounted to a dang thing

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  5. Anonymous10:27 a.m.

    When do you think Supergirl found out about superhero sidekicks?



    And no joke, the verification word is "dcsob".

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  6. SallyP11:11 a.m.

    Does Supergirl have to follow Frank around for the rest of his life puffing at his golf balls?

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  7. Unknown3:44 p.m.

    Funny Supergirl was going for the deal that Power Girl actually got on Earth 2.

    My two favorite covers from that era.

    http://members.ttlc.net/~mso/JO_Cover.jpg

    Being menanced by a Dr. Seuss character? Man Jimmy needs help.

    http://members.ttlc.net/~mso/Worlds_Finest_169_1967_Cover.jpg

    Mark

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  8. Nikki12:57 p.m.

    Thank you for the image of SG's robot double bossing around a rock when she's off the clock. It made me chuckle throughout the day yesterday.

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  9. Viagra11:10 a.m.

    Slave robot clone... That's a clever way to fool everyone. Why is it that Superman doesn't have one. That would make the Clark Kent persona much more reliable-

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