Saturday, December 06, 2008

I probably wouldn't wear a short skirt if those were my legs.

Aaaaaaaahhh!!!

MONSTER LEGS!!!

If you have veins in your legs that look like that, you have a problem that no cream can cure.

Also, that lady with "dark circles" has clearly been beaten.

I'm depressed.

7 comments:

  1. Are you depressed because the woman was beaten, or some other reason?

    You sure find some classic stuff.

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  2. Haha...because the woman was beaten. I'm fine.

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  3. I like the fact that it comes from a simpler time when human beings only came in three shades- light, medium and dark.

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  4. Wow, I just read this a second time, and "Kover-all"? that's what it's called?

    Is it from the Mortal Kombat universe? lol

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  5. It's a SCIENTIFIC formula!

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  6. Holy shit, those legs!

    That'd make a pretty good Hallowe'en costume: "I'm a woman before Kover-all was invented. Remember how terrifying the world was back then?"

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  7. Anonymous2:31 a.m.

    Are you sure she doesn't have the techo-organic virus?

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