It's just one more thing on the long list of things that take up all of my time.
If comics have taught me anything, it's that a hastily planned wedding will have devastating results:
Ted's back?! For true?! I am aware that this is likely a fake-out, but I am still very happy. TED!
See, this is how you gracefully retcon stuff, Spider-Man. You don't make a magical deal with the devil. That's just retarded. The way you do it is you get a man from the future to travel through time with his robot friend and another time traveler. Then you get him to team up with three other versions of a dead character and save the dead friend's life.
I mean, it just makes sense. No magic. No devil. It's called science, Marvel. Look it up.
Two observations I made about this issue right off the bat:
Speaking of Catwoman, I want to know more about this image that was featured in the back of every DC comic this week. Because it's awesome:
Chuck Dixon takes over, along with Chris Batista, as of this issue. The result is a pretty excellent comic. Robin has been a pretty solid comic for awhile now, thanks to the great work by Adam Beechen. It still isn't a title that I have committed myself to buying every month, but that might change. I bought this issue and I was really impressed. Dixon knows Gotham better than most writers, and he writes the characters really well. Tim was great, Batman was great for the few scenes he appeared in. And...The Penguin was fantastic! A proper Penguin: rich, powerful, and scary as hell. It was nice to see him restored to his cold-blooded glory.
Very noticeably, Dixon noted the absence of a memorial in the Batcave for Stephanie Brown in this issue. To that I say 'meh,' but I am interested in seeing where this story goes. Especially if the art is going to be this fantastic:

Another great issue. I loved that the last one opened with Peter kissing a hot girl, and this one opened with him giving J.J.J. mouth-to-mouth.
Ok, putting Sean McKeever on this title was a great idea! One of my favourite things about this title is that there tends to be more downtime than in most superhero comics. So you get to see the ladies hanging out a lot. And they drink quite often. Lady Blackhawk is basically an alcoholic. McKeever writes some good downtime.
I LOVED THIS!
Oh, Spider-Man. It's so nice to laugh out loud while reading your comics, and know that the writer wants me to.
I loved this because it TOTALLY sounded like Guy and Kyle decided to get married.
They have, in fact, decided to move to Oa together. And Guy is going to open a bar there! I think this is a fun development.
I love how Hal and John are all "Wow, that's a big decision. Are you guys sure? When did you decide this?" Totally sounds like they're getting married.
Hee!
This issue was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. I mean, obviously it looked fantastic. Chiang's art is so good that it can even make scenes as goofy as this one look amazing:
The hero who is panicking and yelling at everyone because a loved one is on the brink of death story line is nothing new, but there was something extra touching about Ollie losing it on everyone over Connor. Especially when Hal got there.
Awwwww.
I would think that, being a member of Meltzer's Justice League, he wouldn't even notice that anymore.
Arthur is in the water? Really? Where? What's his status? I thought he was dead. Or whatever.
Saaaay...this was good! Rags Morales serves up some great-looking art, and Tomasi gives us a story that's kinda like Nightwing: Brand New Day.
Look at how nice that art is!
Oh, Batman.
This was totally awesome as always. I know there was that other big Hulk comic out this week, but I would advise everyone to buy this one instead. I mean, if you like Hulk. Like, regular Hulk being Hulk. But maybe you guys aren't interested in fun adventure stories full of the greatest Marvel characters. Maybe you want Hulk to be red.
Jeph Loeb can't write funny like that, people!
Ew.
Ohhhhhhhh...why did this have to be so good? The last Spirit comic by Darwyn Cooke and J. Bone and it was so damn perfect that now I'm all upset.
Why does this have to end but Marvel Zombies continues?! It's not fair!
Oh man. Bob Haney + Jay Stephens + Team Allred + JFK = the best.
Bob Haney is the greatest writer of all time. And this panel alone proves it:
Yeah, that's definitive Haney right there.
Trust me. You want this. If you don't own it you are missing out on heartwarming classic tales like this one:
Ha Ha! Good luck, boys!
And they make cupcakes too! Which are more fashionable these days.
Costume/Appearance: Tony Stark looks like the douchebag that he is, with his dochebag goatee.
His armor, however, is sweet. Very sweet. Costume on, he is one of my favourite looking super heroes. But he also looks like a robot.
Are robots sexy? No. Well, kinda...but in the way that a Lotus Elise is sexy.
Yeah. I'd hit that.
For my money, though, he looked better in the old days with his pencil moustache. And when he was sexily pulling up his stockings.
The thing is, Tony Stark has always been undeniably cool. That's basically his signature trait. It used to be all white tuxedos, martinis and cigarettes.
Nothing like enjoying a smoke after a long day of battling evil. And look at those slender, feminine fingers!
Day Job: Billionaire inventor and owner and CEO of Stark Industries. Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Full-time douche-bag.
6/10
As always, I award points to heroes who don't have any natural super powers, but I don't know how sexy a guy is who gains powers when he puts on a big heavy robot suit. I mean, anyone could be Iron Man. I could be Iron Man. But I guess I couldn't invent and build an Iron Man suit, so I gotta give props.
6/10
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Final Score: 11/40






Differences are set aside...
THE END.
Jeff Smith stepped up to the superhero plate and knocked this one way, WAY out of the park. Though sadly only four prestige-format issues long, this comic got the same reaction when it came out as All-Star Superman: universal love from everyone. But this had the added bonus of being a perfect comic to recommend to kids, particularly the legions of Bone fans. Anything that gets kids into Captain Marvel is ok by me.
These comics have now been collected in a beautiful hardcover book that comes with a really nice poster. All hardcover books should come with posters.
The biggest surprise for me this year was not how good this series is, but how surprised everyone else was by how good it is. I don't know what about Geoff Johns writing Booster Gold doesn't sound awesome to people. Basically a solo Booster Gold title is all I need to be happy, and having Johns write it is just gravy. (Of course, I'd be a little happier if it were a Blue/Gold team-up book).
3. Sinestro Corps
And since we're talking about Geoff Johns anyway, lets talk about the best comic book event of the year.
It got very awesome after that.
When DC first announced a new line of comics aimed at teen girls, my first thought was "Siiiiiighhhhh." I've never been a fan of anything that's aimed at girls. Leading up to the big debut, there was much nitpicking about the name of the line (I believe someone remarked "Why not name it 'Slutz'?"), and also about the fact that there was, like, one woman total involved in the writing/drawing of these books.
And I realized that everything about the Minx label was good. First we have comics which authentically speak to teen girls with characters who are not only believable, but really great role models. All of the girls in these books are cool. They make embarrassing mistakes (usually due to teen crushes on boys) and learn lessons. Even if you believe, and rightly so, really, that these books are being read more by the usual comic fans and are not necessarily reaching a new readership, they are still awesome because it gives indie comic writers and artists a new platform. DC marketed the hell out of this line in 2007. I think it's impressive enough that one of the big two publishers is throwing their weight behind black and white, non-super hero comic one-shots.
Well done, DC! I look forward to more of these fun, affordable little books!
This was one of those rare events where something that happens in comic books makes it into the mainstream press. It's always weird to hear about a superhero dying on CNN. What this means for retailers is that a million zillion people come into the store and buy five copies of issue #25 with bags and boards, and we never, ever see those people again. It's too bad for them because they are missing out on one of the very best comics being written now, or possibly ever.
This comic has been going strong since the death of its titular character. Brubaker has developed such a strong cast of supporting characters that readers really haven't been missing Cap at all. Sharon, The Falcon, Winter Soldier, Tony Stark, Black Widow and others have been putting on a very entertaining show for us, full of mystery, intrigue, romance, angst, and revenge.
Twelve wonderful months of Spirit comics by Darwyn Cooke and J. Bone will soon be at an end, but I have high hopes for the future. Cooke managed to breathe new life into one of the greatest comic characters of all time in a way that few could. Even Ebony had a dignified role in this series, which is something that Frank Miller won't even attempt to do in his upcoming film.
If I were to pick the top three comic writers of 2007, they would be Geoff Johns, Ed Brubaker and Jeff Parker. Not only because they are all good writers, but because they all worked on a lot of stuff and it was ALL GREAT.
I am also grateful that they decided to include mini-comics by Colleen Coover! YAY!
In general I am pleases that Marvel is more open to having indie artists contributing to super hero comics. Projects like this one and Spider-Man Family, as well as the Fairy Tales books and all the other off-beat stuff lets writers and artists have some fun with the iconic characters. We haven't seen any fun like that over at DC since the Bizarro comic collections. Let's get another one of those on the shelves, DC!
Parker again! This time with the perfect antidote to all the whiny nonsense happening over in the main Spider-Man titles. This four-part series, written by Parker and drawn by the late Mike Wieringo, whose sudden death was the worst thing to happen to comics this year.
You can buy the whole series as a paperback now. You owe it to yourself to read it if you haven't yet.
Hold on, Jeff Parker! I'm not done with you yet! One of my favourite things about 2007 was the increased attention on comics for kids. Its a crazy idea. Imagine a comic book that even a kid could read!
Marvel added new titles to their already impressive Marvel Adventures line. Hulk and Iron Man got the all-ages treatment, just in time to get kids familiar before the 2008 movies are released. As well we saw Chris Giarusso's hilarious Mini Marvels comics added to the back of many Marvel titles. Spider-Man Loves Mary-Jane, Marvel Adventures Avengers, and Franklin Richards: Son of a Genius were all rocking the house in 2007, along with mini-series like the one mentioned above.
Marvel also started re-printing silver age Avengers comics in their Avengers Classic series. I'm really into that, except the back-up stories, which are new, are always gory and inappropriate for young kids. I don't know why they would do that.
10. Grant Morrison on Batman
It was exciting news for Batman fans when Morrison was announced as the new writer. Not only were Bat fans gaining one of the best writers in the business, but also one of the most prolific. If only Andy Kubert could stick around as long.
Not every issue of Batman since Morrison took over has been great, particularly due to the surprisingly dull Resurrection of Ra's Al Ghul cross-over, but I am glad to have Morrison on Batman for the long haul. I look forward to many more of his wacky ideas.
I was pretty open about my love of Tad Williams' run on Aquaman, and about my misery that it was canceled. It was fun, well-written, exciting, funny, and had great art. Every cover was amazing. I think I can confidently say it was the best underwater story I have ever read. The cast of characters were great. Black Manta was back in all his glory:
It was just a really great comic book, but I guess no one was interested in a new version of Aquaman, even if it was becoming clearer that this new guy was going to lead us to the original king of Atlantis that we all know and love. While all the hype was going on about the long, convoluted search for Ray Palmer, this was quietly providing a much better search story for a missing hero. Sadly, we'll never know how it ends.
Jeffrey Brown put out two absolutely hilarious, 100% emo-free books this year. Cat Getting Out of a Bag and Other Observations and Incredible Change-Bots are two of my favourite books of 2007, and have been really easy to sell people on.
Seriously, we couldn't keep this book in stock at the shop. It's impossible not to like it.
And Incredible Change-Bots was a fantastic and loving parody of the Transformers, timed perfectly as the antidote to that terrible movie that hit the theatres this summer (It was terrible. I stand by that statement).
So there you have it! A great year for Jeffrey Brown!
Alright, here we go.
And also: Harry was awesome. I mean come on. The movie opens with an awesome fight between him and Peter. Then he falls and gets amnesia and is a super nice guy, which is very entertaining. He has a GIANT PAINTING OF WILLEM DEFOE on his wall, which rules. And he makes omelettes and dances the twist with Mary-Jane! It's fantastic! And then he turns bad again, and is so crazy evil. My favourite part of the movie is when he tells Peter that he has a thing going on with MJ, and then Peter leaves, all heartbroken, and the waitress asks him how the pie is, and Harry just smiles and says "So good" in the best way imaginable. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT! Screw the haters!
I think that this is going to get left off a lot of best of lists this year. Sadly, both Superman titles were plagued by delays which meant that perfectly great Superman stories were chopped up and released so slowly that most people just plain forgot about them. Geoff Johns' run on Action with Richard Donner has been great. The Last Son storyline, which we will finally see the conclusion of in February, has been a real treat for fans of the Superman movies. The three-issue Bizarro arc with Eric Powell was fantastic. And the 3D issue was totally awesome! Plus there was a really great Action Comics Annual this year. When you think about it, Action really was one of the most consistently awesome titles of the year.
I don't venture over to the darker side of comics that often, but Scalped is really an amazing series. Bleak doesn't even begin to describe the reservation that the series is set on. Besides the fact that it's one of the most compelling comics of the year, it also treads new ground. I think I saw at least 700 reviews this year that compared this to the Sopranos, but the Sopranos is about the Italian-American mafia, which has been depicted on screen and in comics for decades. Corruption and brutal violence on an Indian reservation is fresh subject for a drama, and it serves as a way to educate readers about the utter hopelessness of reservation life in North America.
Brian Azzarello managed to out-obscure Grant Morrison and everyone else this year with his Dr. Thirteen back-up story, featured in the Tales of the Unexpected mini-series. Thankfully, it has now been collected into a trade so everyone can enjoy one of the best, and funniest, comics of the year. Plus, with art by Cliff Chiang, it's one of the best-looking comics of the year.
These books combine my two greatest loves: comics and hockey. And they both totally blew me away.
This is just beautiful storytelling. I'm not an emotional person, but I actually teared up at the end of Ghost Stories. I've been lending the book to everyone. I love it. I am really looking forward to the next book.
Lemire's art perfectly suits these stories. I absolutely love the way he draws the big bruiser hockey players in both books, with their wide, disfigured noses and giant hands.
I was standing next to Jeff Lemire at TCAF in August but I was too shy to tell him how much I loved his work. So this is what I'm doing instead.
Absolutely one of my favourite things to happen this year was the return of The Brave and the Bold. Not only is this title back, it's better than ever! The creative team of Mark Waid and George Perez so good that they could have called this an All-Star book.
It's just delightful, and perfect for giant super hero nerds such as myself. The love that Waid and Perez has for their work and these characters really shines through in this title. Any week that has a new Brave and the Bold is a good week.
I always like to include at least one fan contribution on this list. These little webisodes, made and posted by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy, have been a smash hit on YouTube this year, and I love them. They started simply enough: a parody of the "I'm a Mac/I'm a PC" Apple ads using a Superman action figure and a Spider-Man action figure. The result was that Marvel came off looking like the cool company, based entirely on the amount of successful movies based on their characters. One skit led to another and now they have 10-minute episodes with giant casts of action figures and full sets with props. They are all very funny, and full of biting commentary aimed equally at both DC and Marvel. Plus, they keep you up-to-date on all the latest movie rumours.
This technically started up at the end of 2006, but it definitely qualifies as one of the best comics of 2007.
Plus there was a really excellent Iron Fist annual this year. I'm just really glad Iron Fist gets his own title again. And it's awesome.