Me holding the beautifully-lettered sign made by Kris Black for me when he picked me up at the airport:
Me and Robert Kirkman:
And here I am with the Chapman brothers and the beloved Homestar puppet:
Outside at the party:
Yep. That's a lot of pink.
He said it was the best one he ever drew. And then told Robert Kirkman that he got the second-best Poopsmith he ever drew. I compared my sketch with Kirkman's and concluded that mine was indeed better. Mostly because it had a bigger shovel. Rachelle 1, Kirkman 0.
I also met Rob Ullman, who is insanely talented and loves hockey! Almost as much as I do! You should check out his site and everything he's written/drawn. Dude is awesome. And he gave me this amazing print of Barda listening to her Mother Box/iPod!
AND I got to meet some fellow bloggers and blog readers! I met the Invincible Super-Blog's Chris Sims in person after months of gmail chatting. I also met Andrew Kunka, aka Dr K. And I met Chris Haley, who was kind enough to walk me to my hotel late at night.
He also generously gave me a copy of his book, Sorrow (rhymes with Zorro) which was written by Rick Remender. I haven't read it yet, but the art is certainly beautiful. By the way, are y'all reading Zorro? Because it is awesome.
Awwww...it was great to meet you too, Jeff Parker!
He did a Batgirl sketch for my friend Tiina, too, but I forgot to scan it before I gave it to her. Trust me. It's great.
As Miss Meade gets herself tarted up for her first assignment, John Jones is easily taking out the escaped criminal using yet another made-up power:
Sure. Why not? By the way, I hope you like randomly occurring super powers, because this comic is full of 'em!
I'm sure she would love to learn his methods. That tramp. I also like that Jones decides that he is willing to work with her based on the fact that she is "kind of pretty"...for an Earth girl.
No! He seems awfully surprised that she's smoking, considering EVERYONE smoked then.
So they go to investigate a stolen artifact or something, and are told that the thieves were wearing black masks. No problem. Jones has a super power he was saving in his pocket for just such an occasion:
"Let's play Justice League! I'm Aquaman! I can control the ocean!"
"Haha...a little casual sex on the job, eh? Well, don't let us intrude. You kids have fun!"
Rearranging the molecular components of your arm and reaching right through the roof of a cave to the rocky hillside above you: sometimes the simplest solution is the best solution.
Jones tells Diane to stay put and changes to his Martian form in this awesome panel:
Then he decides to go and get himself some crooks, using a veritable buffet of invented-on-the-spot super powers:
I love this. Jones wants to bust in on the crooks like in the movies, but they aren't in a room. So he picks them up and places them in a room:
"Where am I? Weren't we just in a car? Now we're in a room?"
Surely he'll be able to get out of this one using his invulnerability to sharks, right?
In Detective Comics #227, our favourite Martian-disguised-as-a-detective finds himself facing another dirtbag mobster type. And thank God for the Martian Manhunter, because the chief of detectives really sucks:
Yeah, that's a pretty airtight alibi. I know I never sleep unless I have at least five witnesses.
That must be a very loud clock.
Who is he talking about? Wild look? John Jones? Really? This guy thinks someone else looks weird?:
Anyway, J'onz lays some heat on the guy:
That crook sucks. He's like "How do you know? I mean...You can't bluff me!" He just did, idiot.
As I've said before, I enjoy J'onz's complete lack of subtlety. Like, Clark Kent would do something like that, but find a way to make sure no one saw him do anything weird. Martian Manhunter has no problem just waltzing through a wall, or turning invisible suddenly, or suddenly appearing in front of someone. And he's always totally calm about it. I can see how it would be really terrifying for criminals.
Wait'll you see what's in Fisk's bag of tricks.
Well, I think we all know this is not going to work.
Nice diaper, MM.
This is so awesome:
Amazing. But then it goes wrong for our hero:
It doesn't look good, but since this all happens on the final page of the comic, things end up wrapping up nicely anyway.
Cool as a damn cucumber. I love this guy.