Sunday, July 08, 2007

Can't Sleep. Thing Will Eat Me.

I was doin' a little procrastinatin' today and found myself checking out the current line of Marvel heroes pre-school toys. Because, y'know, they are pretty cute, and...AAAAHHHHH!!! KILL IT!!!!

IT IS NOT CUDDLIN' TIME! IT IS NOT CUDDLIN' TIME!

Ok, well that took years off my life. Let's see what else they've got.

What would a Spider-Man kids toy designed by Frank Miller look like?

Those are some big ol' feet.

Do you want to see something adorable? Get ready:

Awwwwwww. I can barely stand looking at it, it's so cute!

Underwater Spider-Man:

Just like in the comics.

Actually, confusing Spider-Man figures is a bit of a running theme:


Except this one. This one is just awesome:

Battlin' Peter Parker!

Who's got a bumper car?

The Thing's got a bumper car! Weird!

This one makes a lot more sense, in that I could actually see The Thing purchasing one of these:

What if Captain America and RoboCop had a kid? I think he'd look a little something, a-like this:

And, finally, Hulk Boat:

Aw, who's the little captain? Or should I say "lil' captain."

Well, that ate up some time. I've got to get me one of those adorable Iron Mans.

12 comments:

Johnathan said...

I kind of want the Hulk Boat.

I'd want it more if it was a Planet Hulk Boat.

Caleb said...

Registration would have been a lot easier to sell everyone on if Tony was just wearing his super-cute armor while making his pitch...

Derek said...

I like how Lil' Iron Man has pinwheels one his jet wings.

Matt said...

But..but...Iron Man's currently an a$$hole!

Spot 1980 said...

Don't worry, Matt. The Iron Man movie is set for release in May, so Tony will only be a Nazi for another nine or ten months, tops.

SallyP said...

I...I am speechless.

And where are the Green Lanterns? Can't you just see a widdle Kyle?

Gyuss Baaltar said...

why does cutie iron man have jet wings? did he lose his repulsors when they gave him a smile?

BradyDale said...

I love Thing Toys. I might need the truck. And maybe Working Class Spider Man for some of my Labor friends. Where did you find these???

Matt said...

I'd love to see a "working for the man" Iron Man. Just to match up with the current continuity. That would be awesome!

Ben said...

Why is the Hulk the shrimpiest one out of the entire bunch? That's just asinine.

j. said...

That's not Hulk...it's Sprout from the Green Giant commercials.

hugs,
j.
p.s. DC has their own super cute widdle toy line coming out soon. I can't wait to get Aquaman!

Anonymous said...

I think my life would be mostly complete with a baby Batman. I hope one of those kicks around stores soon. However, that wee little Iron Man is simply adorable.