I was doin' a little procrastinatin' today and found myself checking out the current line of Marvel heroes pre-school toys. Because, y'know, they are pretty cute, and...AAAAHHHHH!!! KILL IT!!!!
IT IS NOT CUDDLIN' TIME! IT IS NOT CUDDLIN' TIME!
Ok, well that took years off my life. Let's see what else they've got.
What would a Spider-Man kids toy designed by Frank Miller look like?
Those are some big ol' feet.
Do you want to see something adorable? Get ready:
Awwwwwww. I can barely stand looking at it, it's so cute!
Just like in the comics.
Actually, confusing Spider-Man figures is a bit of a running theme:
Except this one. This one is just awesome:
Battlin' Peter Parker!
Who's got a bumper car?
The Thing's got a bumper car! Weird!
This one makes a lot more sense, in that I could actually see The Thing purchasing one of these:
What if Captain America and RoboCop had a kid? I think he'd look a little something, a-like this:
And, finally, Hulk Boat:
Aw, who's the little captain? Or should I say "lil' captain."
Well, that ate up some time. I've got to get me one of those adorable Iron Mans.