Saturday, December 29, 2007

Superboy Checks Out Lana's Cans

Lamest use of super powers ever:

Courtesy, of course, of Showcase Presents Legion of Super-Heroes, which I cannot get enough of.

9 comments:

Captain Infinity said...

What the hell was Clark looking in her purse for anyway? Boundaries, Kent. Boundaries.

Chance said...

He's a snoop, but he's a weird snoop. Checking out her chest would at least have been normal. Looking at her shopping list is just creepy.

Caleb said...

Yes! I love the fact that he's a teenager with x-ray vision, he's always around a hot teenage girl (that was what hot teenagers looked like back then right? And they dressed like that?), and he was always pointing his x-ray vision everywhere except, you know.

Guess it's the result of his genes coming from the sterile, emotionless world of Krypton...

Michael Jones said...

Wouldn't Lana end up sterile after having x-rays focused "down there"?

Anonymous said...

^ X-Ray vision isn't so much what it sounds like as it's see-though vision. X-Rays were just big at the time.

(Really, it should probably be called scanning-tunneling vision.)

Anonymous said...

For what it's worth, I don't think Clark was snooping. He'd surely make a point of not looking at anything else while glancing at Lana's shopping list to make sure she hadn't forgotten anything. She'd have been glad of it if she knew, I'm sure.

(Boy, I sound like a 50s letter column-writer.)

SallyP said...

*snicker*

Gosh, they were all so...so innocent back then. I'll bet that Ma and Pa Kent had separate twin beds.

Johnathan said...

Yay! Another Legion convert!

Gyuss Baaltar said...

The alien from another planet who walks among the normal people of Smallville is always x-raying everyone. It's for their own good, whether they like it or not. That's why Superboy is always creepy!