Sunday, February 03, 2008

Caption Contest!

Hey, y'know what would cheer me up? A good old fashioned caption contest.

So here's a panel from Showcase Presents World's Finest. I think the possibilities for what Batman is thinking and Lois is saying are endless.


Fill in the blanks and post it on your own blog with a link in the comments section here. Or, if you don't have a blog, just type out the dialog in the comment section.

The winner gets a copy of the recently re-published Nexus The Origin comic, signed by Steve Rude, courtesy of Strange Adventures. It's certified and everything, so you know I didn't just write S.Rude on a comic.

Alright! Get to work! Make me proud!

29 comments:

Corvus said...

Too fun. Here's my effort!

http://tinyurl.com/3aoqyb

Kara ZL said...

http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/4/2/3/f_lbwcaptionkm_849e8fe.jpg&srv=img28

Hope you're feeling better soon :)

kara zl said...

mm. I gave my post above a tinyurl to link to the same image ;)

http://tinyurl.com/2avmoz

Lisa said...

Batman: "Of all the dumb things I've ever done, not letting the boy scout marry her was the dumbest."

Lois: "Are you listening to me!?"

Jeff O'Connor said...

Batman (thinking): "If I were the Joker's boner, where would I be?"

Lois: "Always with the Joker's boner! What about *my* needs?!"

Jeff O'Connor said...

Or...

Robin (in drag): "Thank goodness we've cracked the case, Batman. Now I can go back to being a boy again!"

Batman (thinking): "How do I tell him that the Bat-Hormone Therapy is permanent?"

Will said...

Batman (thinking): Why, if I take Lois to the Weather Fair, she'll never realize I'm actually Metamorpho dressed like Batman pretending to be Green Lantern disguised as Superman pretending to be Batman! Daddy-O!

Lois: Batman, your jaw is as wide as the Atlantic Ocean! You must be Aquaman pretending to be Plastic Man acting like he's Hawkman pretending to be Oliver Queen acting like he's Batman! Just like last week!

Jeff O'Connor said...

Lois: "Seriously, Bruce, I just can't give oral to an uncut man! It's not sanitary!"

Batman (thinking): "Well, I guess you shouldn't have been such a prude while you were dating, little miss 'I'm-saving-myself-for-marriage!'"

Jess Nukem said...

BATMAN: Must choose something clever for that Steve Rude panel contest so Lois can win that signed comic........

LOIS: Hurry up! You're not buying a car here!

Eh, I like Steve Rude's art. :D

Hope you get better soon!

Adam said...

Its currently the only thing on my mind and its all I got.

Adam said...

oh, and the link is...

http://www.thedollarbin.net/rachelles-lbw-caption-contest/

kelseythebean said...

Long time reader first time commenter.
My husband and I both think you're fantastic and wish you all the best. Hope you like it.

http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/4/2/3/f_lbwcaptioncm_2a73964.jpg&srv=img37

Jon said...

Here's a few

Chris Murphy said...

Batman: "Scorpio - your best friend's girl has been giving you the eye lately, and today she may take it one step further"

Lois: "Hey, Batman, has this Batmobile of yours got a back seat?"

ahtitan said...

Batman:"Hmmm...SWF seeks brooding, non-metahuman stud to spice up her life. No goody-goodies. Into toys and hot cars. Cowls ok; tights a must."

Lois:"Bruce, are you done with the paper yet? I REALLY need Tim to read that."

David said...

My submission

The Scott Kurtz strip I borrowed liberally from.

Your blog is great. Keep it up.

ps. Everybody here needs to be reading Sharkman (unless gore bothers you) if you aren't already.

Michael said...

Batman: Bloody Hell! There aren't any ads for carpet removal in the classifieds?!

Lois: Are you going to get going or what? It never stopped Superman...

I hope this isn't too off-colour... Mike B

K. D. Bryan said...
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K. D. Bryan said...

Nifty! here's my TWO entries! Because I'm an overachiever.

Davide said...

B: damn, Alfred was right! You can't turn newspaper pages in these new extra-slick bat-gloves(c)!

L: Oh my God! Look - at - the - size of his head!

Daniel said...

I haz dun 1 but it iz lame.

Scott said...

The Savage Love cosplay letter entry is the most perfect use of Batman holding a newspaper I've ever seen.

I also really enjoy the entry that features Batman constantly thinking "My parents are dead!"

Crispinus said...

B: If she asks me one more time if she gets mentioned....

L: Does it mention me?

Al Ewing said...

Martha Wayne: No, you may not dress as a bat and fight crime, Bruce! I don't care if the city is an open wound filled with the seeping pus of criminal activity! Go to your room!

Batman: (thinks) Why you old HAG! I wish you'd been shot by a mugger thirty years ago!

Scott said...

Batman: The one about the cat isn't funny at all. What does is mean? Lasagne: could it be a mafia job?"

Lois: "Bruce, the Riddler hid a clue in the funny pages one time five years ago.

sandra said...

Batman: I told Lois to make me a coffee ages ago and she hasn’t even budged yet!

Lois: … Bruce? Get the @#$% coffee yourself. And while you’re at it, make mine with 2 creams and a sugar. And Bruce? Make it snappy!

David page said...

Batman:Oh no! my annoying reporter repellant is broken!

Lois: and so clark was like this....and superman is so dreamly I would like to marry him someday you know....

Tony Z™ said...

I'm probably too late to play, but here's mine anyway.

http://tinyurl.com/2hbfxu

I was bored and I colored it, too.

Yeah, I'm pretty dorky...

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