Sunday, March 11, 2007

Hal Jordan Is Lazy

And now I give you The Laziest Fight of All Time:

Courtesy of Justice League of America no. 200 (art by Gil Kane).

There's such a thing as being too dependent on your power ring, Hal.

8 comments:

Brian said...

I love this comic. I just had George Perez sign it at the New York Comic-Con, actually.
Having said that, Hal is freakin' lazy. But at least he didn't slip on a bar of soap this time.

Jon Hex said...

Did he need to make the ring into that weird shape? He could have just shot him.

SallyP said...

Hey, be thankful it wasn't a boxing glove. In addition to being lazy, Hal is also occasionally unimaginative. And prone to mind control...and getting hit in the head.

We're just lucky, he didn't miss and hit himself!

Caleb said...

Good point--Why isn't Hal enormously fat? Dude doesn't need to move, like, ever. he can just telport groceries into his lap with that ring, and float wherever he needs to go.

Hmmm...There's an Elseworlds I'd like to read...and then Batman can show up and help Hal get back in shape.

Johnathan said...

I like it best when he uses the ring to pick something up instead of bending over. Plus, he flies everywhere. In addition to protecting him from harm, that thing obviously performs isometric exercises for him while he's asleep.

rachelle said...

EXACTLY!

Actually, my pals and I have been kinda sorta working on a cartoon about Hal getting really fat and the rest of the league having to intervene.

SallyP said...

Oh I'd watch that. And you could have Guy come in and mock his love-handles.

buttler said...

Mostly, Hal just uses his ring to find the remote control.