Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Superman's Sneaky Summertime Shenanigans!

I can't look at that crying Superman anymore. It's freaking me out.

Here's some summer fun Superman!

Nice work, Supes! And let's hope that Lois doesn't notice Clark Kent's suspiciously smokin' bod, or the fact that his bathing suit consists of Superman's shorts and belt!

10 comments:

Jon Hex said...

Who the hell wears a belt with swimming trunks?

rachelle said...

The same guy who wears a belt with spandex.

Stephanie said...

i don't mean to be a vintage clothing snob, but that was a popular style in the 1960s: belted swimwear. swimming trunks often had a zippered fly and a top button.

the more you know, huh?

SallyP said...

Well, a wet frolicking Superman beats a crying Superman any day. There's just SOMEthing about those corn-fed farm boys.

RAB said...

Stephanie's right...and for that matter, you can imagine that swim trunks designed to look like Superman's shorts would be a popular item of beachwear in a world where Superman exists. Just as you'd expect that millions of guys would go to their barbers and spend huge sums trying to get a forehead curl just like his. It's just what people do with celebrities. Heck, I can imagine a Weisinger-esque story hinging on Superman's popularity leading to a brief fad for capes...er, at least I think I'm just imagining that.

And I'll bet Superman's trick of slumping his back and bringing his shoulders forward to bring in his pecs and make a pot belly appear would still work even when he was bare-chested. Plus he covers himself with too much suntan lotion so people only see that and laugh, and don't notice his muscle tone...

rachelle said...

Superman should exit the ocean with a crab hanging off his elbow and tears streaming down his face. Then no one would suspect a thing.

Johnathan said...

I would pay good money to see that.

Ben said...

So how come the belt buckle changes shape? Is that a super power?

ABS said...

Doesn't the fact that Clark's not wearing his glasses make all the discussion about posture and beach fashions irrelevant?

rachelle said...

Oh I was working under the assumption that Clark would put the glasses back on before heading back to the beach.