Sunday, June 24, 2007

Perverted Tales of the Teen Titans

Man, the Teen Titans creep me out. Like, every other page I come across a panel that makes me feel like a dirty voyeur. I don't need to know this much about the Titans and their kinky sexual escapades.

Cyborg builds a hologram projector, and this is the first thing he thinks of to do with it:

Then Dick adds to the mood:

Cyborg is just hanging in the back, waiting for the magic to start happening. Dick is not denying, or confirming, Donna's statement.

Changeling's sexual deviancies are even more disturbing:

Wow.

Titans Tower sees more action than the Playboy Mansion.

14 comments:

Jon Hex said...

So was "They hit the showers." supposed to tell us they played for something other than money?

rachelle said...

I think it tells us that they play some sort of sex game in the shower...for money.

Johnathan said...

Sure, shower tennis - who hasn't played a relaxing couple of rounds with their best friends.

And afterwards, oil massages!

The Mutt said...

Since it's Terry Long, I'm sure he suggested they play shirts and skins. And then hit the hot tub.

rachelle said...

On closer inspection, it seems to be Terry, not Donna, who is making that comment about Greece being different if you visit with your wife rather than Batman. But who can tell with those crazy speech bubbles?

John Foley said...

Has there ever been a time in our history when Terry Long's hair would have been attractive?
Oh yeah. Add him to the list of people that know Bruce Wayne=Batman. Wonderful.

rachelle said...

Oh man! You're right! Terry would know Batman's identity! Christ!

And you are right that his hair is terrible. Really terrible. It actually bothers me how unattractive that man is. As if Donna Troy would touch that.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Donna could totally do better than Terry. And what was he, like, 40? That always bugged me.

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mike drake

SallyP said...

Gah! Not the horror that is Terry Long! He has to have been the creepiest guy in comics, bar none. I lost whatever respect I had for Donna when she not only married him, but bore his spawn.

*shudder*

And asking someone to reenact their honeymoon is just...slightly indelicate.

Chris Sims said...

Coincidentally, "educational tool" is the perfect phrase to describe YOU, Terry!

God I hate you, Terry Long.

Scott said...

I went looking for some Terry Long Wikipedia trivia, because I've read lots of blogs about how creepy he is and I want to see more. It turns out he's a Canadian white supremacist: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Long_%28white_supremacist%29

Jeff said...

It really should have been Terry Long running Checkmate. It would be just like the Max Lord reveal, only nobody would have been mad at Wonder Woman.

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I insist the 70's were so different... How many statements were there that implied sex? and that's what kids read back then... no wonder

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I think this isn't tales I think this is a kind of porn for children because look at those men touching the girls that's insane.